Fort Riley is freak'n weird.

I've been stationed all over the place. Camp Pendelton, CA. Camp Lejeune, NC. Camp Schwab, Okinawa. Baumholder Army Baracks, Germany. That doesn't count the bases I've visited. Places like 29 Palms, CA. Victorville AFB, CA. Grafenwoehr and Kaiserslautern German, along with Ramstien, Rine Maine and Stutgart AFB in Deutschland. Just about every camp on Okinawa, Fort Lee and Fort A.P. Hill Virginia, Fort Brag, NC. The list is really too long to compute. These of course don't count the places I've been in certain Middle Eastern Countries.

Now I live near and work on Fort Riley in Kansas. It is the weirdest place I've ever been stationed. I'm not sure why, but this places just seems to attract odd people and they do odd things. I've taken some pictures of this, and so have my friends, here are a few of them. Remember, this isn't shit we see on the internet, this is a fraction of the weird shit we see every day and take pictures of. Feel free to mock this strange place and laugh at it in the comments. I sure do.

1) Molester Mobile.

2.) Handicapable Guidon.

3) A Ft. Riley funeral procession.

4) Nuisance Zombie attacks are common at Ft. Riley.

5) Our chow hall is rated the lowest in the entire DOD.

6) Maybe what the hippies say about us is true.

7) Excuse me sir, you can't part your fighter plane in our woods. Oh you're a LT. Col? It's okay then.